jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

(via unicornbytrade)

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My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument. Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

(Source: locsofpoetry, via unicornbytrade)

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lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

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rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(via unicornbytrade)

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oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

(via unicornbytrade)

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pizzafemme:

if your body positivity has a size limit then we’re gonna have a problem

(via weight-a-second)

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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable, via unicornbytrade)

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godtbh:

random-shit-through-the-ages:

godtbh:

random-shit-through-the-ages:

Check out my instagram @SamFredEddCook

SAM

BECCIE

STOP BEING SO PRETTY

oddxwolf:

bl-ossomed:

 

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

Stop same so hard

(via ilikemusicandfood)

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The thing is this, I can’t stop thinking about you. It’s as though my mind has made a home for you, my soul has set a place at the table, and my heart is calling your name over and over again; I hope that you accept the invitation to stay. T.B. LaBerge // Unwritten Letters to You  (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: tblaberge, via your-fresh-start)

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