pinky-tuscad3ro:

theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

Omg this is terrible xD

(Source: theyellowbrickroad)

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I will never treat the ones I love the way you have treated me.

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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant. 

(via bitchimmastar)

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berryhudson:

why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

(Source: kelly-kapoor, via iliterallyhateyoualllol)

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starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

(via weight-a-second)

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getsby:

i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry

(via diaryofacurvygirl)

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allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

(via lackadaiscal-timelady)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via d-ay--dreame-rs)

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radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via shannibal-lecture)

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i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

(Source: thr-ill, via tidwellcornertr)

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